Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

What's the difference between a duck?

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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