What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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What's your guys names?

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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