- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

the WNBA

That's illegal What? Your mom

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

You know what's catchy? A cold

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What did the car do? CRASH!

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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