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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

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