Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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