What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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Vote this up

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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Justin Bieber

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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