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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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