Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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Laugh.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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25

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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Life

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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