What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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