- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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