- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

why did the man die? he had cancer

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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