- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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