How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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911 jokes are just plane wrong

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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