- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Knock Knock The doors already open

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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