- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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