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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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