- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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