A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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well now

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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Penis

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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