what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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Dont read this joke

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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