What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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who's a slut... you're mom

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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poop

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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