What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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