what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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J?????????????????o??????????????????????k?????????????????????????e?????????????????????????????????????s??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????o??????????????????????n??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????y???????????????????????????????????o????????????????????????????????u????????????????????????????????.?????????????????????????????.????????????????????.????????????????????????

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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8--------------------- penis

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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