What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Robin, get in the car!

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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