why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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