Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

a irish man walks past a bar

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

Ken wins!

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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