- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

why did the man die? he had cancer

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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