- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

ME NAME IS JEFF

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

69- by Adam Chebali

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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