- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

do you wanna hear a joke school

so...um, yeah

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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