I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Knock knock *open*

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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