- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

j.p. is dumb

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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