- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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