In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

q ggggggggggggggggg

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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