Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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