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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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