Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Beka has AIDS

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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