- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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