JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

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One day in Africa there was a family of Americans touring an African village. They were a happily married couple with a four year old son. This day however was a very sad day because a group of elephants came trampling through the village. The couple left there kids inside and went to help control the elephants. however the elephants killed them all with their feet. Now the little boy wandered outside because after all he was just a little boy. He was about to be killed when a baby elephant calmed down his mom, so he saved his life. The baby elephant then took the little boy back to the airport by which the married couple came because elephants are very smart. The boy didnt want to leave his new found friend the baby elephant but the little boy was then sent back and lived with his Uncle. When he was older, he had a child of his own, a little boy. One day he decided to take his son to a circus, that was from Africa. He didnt realize there would be elephants there. This day the elephants got spooked by a mice and started to stomp all around. Then the man realized his son was missing. He looked down to find his son about to be stomped on by this old elephant. Just as the elephant was about to stomp he and the man made eye contact. The man thought noticed the look in that elephants eyes, like he reconized them. He thought mabye, just mabye it was the same elephant he was saved by. Turns out it wasn't and the elephant killed his son.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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knock knock who's there? hope

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Cliterus

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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