- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

knock knock who's there? hope

Cliterus

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Homosexualism is so gay man

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Robin get in the batmobile!

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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