Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

feminists.

speech and debate.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Hail Heetluh

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

How come anti jokes r funny

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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