- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

womans rights...

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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