- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Rush Limbaugh

i just wrote this so hard

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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