- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

burn baby burn your nanas burning

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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