- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

A baby seal walks into a club.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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