- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

The GOV and the WHO?

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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