- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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