- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

no really what are ur names?

You're so sweet I have diabetes

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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