- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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