What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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