- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

Why did the dog die? He was old

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

I have a horse.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

i had sex.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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