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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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