Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Anti Joke

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