How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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