Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

haha Otarts was here

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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