- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

Knock knock

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Alchohol.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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