- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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