A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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I <3 Hitler

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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