- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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