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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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