- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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