Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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I will create more jobs for americans

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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