- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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