- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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