- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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