- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

were at work systems r down

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

copy me and i will kill you

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

it's funny because it's funny

bologna

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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