- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Guess what? I like trains.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

KONY 2012

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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