- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

don't just stand there

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Woman rights.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

This sentence is a lie.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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