- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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